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Hey! Welcome to my homepage!
Hey y'all wassup...ummm, this is my new site since the other one got screwed...anyway, Here is a lil bit about myself, my name is Ashley, I am a 17 year old female from new jersey...uh, I go to LAURIER HIGH and I like to hang at the boardwalk and swim and hang out with friends and I dunno, just regular teenager stuff...uh yeah, I guess thats it.
JEN..Jenga..schmitty..(okay, you are the only one who will get ANY of that!) Okay I wanna give a shout out to my bestest bud JEN, luv ya babe you are the greatest best friend ever, and like sorry about all this shit that we have been going through, I am glad that in the end we were able to just work it out...and oh yeah URBAN LEGENDS 2 SUCKS major, I can't believe we wasted 11 bucks on that, but hey the guy there was cute, and you gotta hook me up with some hot/rich guy, okay well I guess thats it..I'll probably talk to you soon anyway!!
Tara~ Hey hun, well this summer was alot of fun..T.O and the Eaton's center..lol, I'll never forget those days..and how yopur sister got soooo mad at us when we wanted to ask for directions...LOL, anyway, well have to find a away to get down there again, and go see a movie for like 2 dollars :)
Sherry~ hey Sherry, wassup? not much here, um yeah I can't believe that we both have our hair short and like wear the same stuff all the time,l and we look alot alike from the vack cuz of the hair and everything...see ya..well tomorrow!
Tarah~ Hey babe, I dunno if you'll ever be coming on here but hey I wanted to give you a shout out anyway, love ya hun, hope everything goes well with your b/f, he sounds like a really nice guy :)
Jerusha~ I am really glad that we have had classes together this year, i dunno what I would do if you weren't in my tech or Drama class (probably just make fun of that god damn Dan kid myself..I seriously hate him) anyway..I guess I'll talk to you later!
Jen~ Hey hun, well okay I'd have to say that math is the most hardest class ever, but oh well, we get some fun outta 5th making fun of you know who! See ya in class!
Monica~ I can't believe you changed schools...that sucks so bad, and also that your not in math with me :( I can't stand it, so call me and we'll get together soon okay!
Okay well I really don't feel like doing anymore shoutouts, so I guess that I'll just finish that off later...
If anyone comes on here and doesn't know me, my e-mail address is [email protected].
This is just a joke that I thought was pretty damn funny There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this "unusual" handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears. Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he decided with all this money he had, he now had the means to own a business. So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The first interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last question for this first candidate was "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The guy said, "Now that you mention it, you have no ears." The man got really upset and threw the guy out. The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was much better than the first. Again, to conclude the interview, the man asked the same question again, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The guy also noticed, "Yes, you have no ears." The man was really upset again, and threw this second candidate out. Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better than the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The guy replied "Yeah, you're wearing contact lenses." Surprised, the man then asked, "Wow! That's quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?" The guy burst out laughing and said, "You can't wear glasses if you don't have any ears!"